With Elon Musk buying Twitter and committing to making it better, there has been much speculation about what he might purchase and restore next. The possibilities are endless!
Here are a few of our ideas for things Elon should buy and fix next:
Facebook: And bring back poking!
ESPN: Make it about sports again!
Apple Inc.: Then officially rename “pregnant man emoji” to “Bill Gates emoji.”
The show Firefly: And announce 12 new seasons.
US Congress: Just launch it into the sun.
Public schools: And make them stop grooming.
Zach Snyder’s Justice League: Reinsert Superman’s mustache!
Texas Roadhouse: Change the whole menu to just the rolls with honey cinnamon butter.
LeCroix: Add flavor
Your mom: And make her lose some weight.
Wordle: And make it impossible to share your score.
Chick-Fil-A: …And keep everything the same.
Spider-Man 3: Make the whole movie one extended goth Peter Parker dance scene.
BLM: Make them actually care about black lives.
Mitt Romney: Install testicles.
Amy Schumer: Make her stop.
Chrysler Motors: Bring back
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